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BIODATA

Name: Inocencia “Inday” Binayubay
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling & Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying, Itoy, Ikling, Lando (need DNA confirmation)


Education:
De LaSalle University (Business Management, scholar)
>> Ateneo de Manila Law School
>> Asian Institute of Management
>> Training Center for Culinary Arts (affiliate chef)
>> University of Santo Tomas (BS in Nursing)
>> Oxford University (BA in English and Literature - 1 year only)
>> Highschool: P. Gomez Highschool (Valedictorian, Best in English)
>> Elementary: Sta. Monica Elem. School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)


Awards:
>> TOYM awardee (2006)
>> Nobel Prize winner (2006)
>> Pulitzer Award for Literary Arts (2007)
>> Work Experience - 3 years, household service manager (katulong), Mr & Mrs. Montemayor.


Work Experience: 3 years, household service manager (katulong), Mr & Mrs. Montemayor.


Hobbies: Blogging, Nail Spa, Window Shopping at Greenbelt, listening to my iPod.

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 (Part 1)


Edu: Susubukan ang talino mo, sasagarin ang tapang mo, kakasa ka ba kung ang kalaban mo ay isang daan? Ito ang 1 versus 100!

Edu: Magandang gabi kapamilya, ngayong gabi ay malalaman naten kung kayang tapatan ng galing ng isa ang galing ng isang daan. Pinapakilala ko ang… The Mob!! 100 players from all walks of life. Sino ba ang makakalaban ng the Mob?

Edu: Let’s meet… the One!!

Umentra na si Inday at nagpalakpakan ang mga tao.

Edu: Ang ating manlalaro ngayong gabi ay si… (di makapaniwala sa nabasa sa teleprompter) Inday… Inday ba yan? Anyway, si Inday ay isang… kasambahay? As in katulong ba yan? (natawa na lang si Edu sa sarili kasi mukhang maaga matatapos ang show).

Pumwesto na si Inday sa tabi ni Edu.

Edu: Good evening Inday!

Inday: Good evening Mr. Manzano, I am delighted to have finally met you.

Nabigla si Edu sa galing ng pagkabigkas ni Inday sa wikang Ingles at nakalimutan saglit ang sasabihin.


Edu: Ahhh… kilalanin na naten ang mga miyembro ng The Mob!

Edu: Meron tayong limang professor ng UP Diliman. Kabilang din ang anim na miyembro ng 26K girls. Meron din tayong special contestant na kabilang sa mob due to her insistent demand, the lovely Kris Aquino.

Kris: Ay naku Doods, mag-ingat ka dyan sa girl na yan. Gusto ko lang bumawi sa kanya sa ginawa nya sa akin sa show ko.

Edu: Mukhang may bad blood sa pagitan ninyong dalawa ah. Hehehe.

Inday: Good luck Kris but you should’ve stayed at home and watched Oprah.

Kris: GRrrr. The nerve…!

Edu: O tama na! Show ko ito. Kasama rin natin ang limang tricycle drivers. Kausapin naten si number 87, mukhang kilala ka at kanina pa sya kumikindat sayo. Kilala mo ba sya?

Inday: Oh that’s Ethan, one of the tricycle drivers plying our area.

Edu: Ethan huh? Nice name…Ethan kamusta na pre?

Ethan: Ok lang po sir Edu. Hi Inday you look beautiful tonight. (sabay kindat)

Edu: Sige mamaya na yan. Meron din tayong kasamang limang katulong at limang mga boy. Andyan din ang limang pulubi at limang sampaguita vendors. Kasama rin naten ang limang empleyado ng AGB Nielsen. Naku hindi kaya’t umangal ang kabilang estasyon neto? May kabilang din na limang call center agents at limang Computer Engineering students ng DLSU.

Edu: May limang bloggers din tayong kasama ngayong gabi, kabilang na dyan si Abe ng Yugatech, si Maru at si Badoodles ng kwentong barbero. At syempre andyan din ang 43 na Unbeatables! Ano sa tingin mo Inday? Can you handle… the Mob?!

Inday: Very impressive collection of people from different walks of life we have here but I I have no choice but eliminate them all tonight.

Edu: (Mukhang nayayabangan na kay Inday) Easier said than done Inday. So are you ready to take on… the Mob?!?!

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 (Part 2)


Edu: Ok Inday, this first question is worth 1,000 pesos. Tignan naten kung ilan sa mga mob members ang matatanggal mo dito sa first round.

Edu: Here’s the question: Sa Pinoy slang, pag sinabing nakakita ka ng mag-jowa, ano ang nakita mo? Is it A. magkapatid, B. mag-asawa, or C. mag-syota? Mob members, please key in your answer.


Inday: Oh great! Pinoy slang! Lucky me (may pagka-sarcastic ang tono). For the life of me, I have no idea what jowa means.

Edu: Talaga?! Hindi mo ba kinakausap ang mga katulong ng mga kapitbahay? Di ba kayo nagkwekwentuhan?

Inday: Mr. Manzano, I don’t involve myself in such things for I want to lift the stigma & alleviate the societies’ perception of our profession.

Nabigla si Edu at muntik nang dumugo ang ilong.

Kris: Ayan doods oh sinisimulan ka na nyan, mag-ingat ka dyan.

Edu: Ahh… sige Inday, what’s your answer? or gusto mo bang gumamit ng help? Meron tayong sagot ng nakararami, sagot ng dalawa at alamin ang sagot.

(nagsisigawan ang mob, “Gumamit ka ng help! Gumamit ka ng help!”)

Inday: Ok I have no choice but to use a help. I’ll go for “alamin ang sagot”.

Edu: Sige, choose a letter at aalamin naten kung ilan sa mga mob ang sumagot sa pinili mong letra.

Inday: I’ll choose letter “C”, mag-syota.

Edu: Ilan ba ang sumagot ng letter “C”, mag-syota? (pause) …Wala! Walang sumagot ng letter “C”. Ngayon Inday, sa tingin mo ba alam mo na yung sagot or would you like to use another help?

Inday: No I think I got this. I’m sure it’s not magkapatid since it doesn’t fit the etymology of jowa. So that leaves me with “B”, mag-asawa. I don’t even know what mag-syota means.

Natawa na lang si Edu sa sarili dahil di nya akalaing sa umpisa pa lang ay mahihirapan na itong si Inday.

Edu: Ok, if you’re sure please press the button.

Pinindot ni Inday ang letter B.

Edu: Tignan naten kung tama si Inday. Ang sagot ay… (pause) Letter B. Pero hindi mo ba talaga alam ibig sabihin ng mag-syota? Ibig sabihin nun ay mag-sing irog or mag-girlfriend boyfriend. Hindi ka pa ba nagkakaboyfriend?

Inday: Mr. Manzano, just because I’m not acquainted on such vituperative languages not suitable for formal occasions automatically means I haven’t experienced being in a relationship before.

Edu: Ahh… (natameme na naman), sige bilangin na nga lang naten kung ilan sa mga mob ang nagkamali.

(pause)

Edu: Wala! Walang nagkamali so that means wala pang pera mapupunta sa pot. First round pa lang, nagamit mo na ang isang help, wala pang naeeliminate pero at least pupunta tayo sa next question. So Inday, is the money? or the mob?!!

Inday: What money? You just said that the pot’s still empty. I’ll take the mob please.

(Naghiyawan ang mga mob members)

Edu: Oo nga no. Sorry ha. Sige let’s proceed then to the next question.

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 (Part 3)


Edu: Ok let’s continue. It is now still 1 vs 100!!

Edu: This question is worth 2,000 pesos. Here’s the question: Ang paltik ay isang uri ng ano? Is it A, Baril? B, Kotse? or C, Tela? Mob members you have 6 seconds to key in your answer.

Inday: Oh dear! Not another one. What’s with the difficult questions early in the game?

Edu: Inday madali lang yang question na yan. Nahihirapan ka na ba kaagad? Meron ka pang dalawang help.

Biglang sumingit si Kris…


Kris: Ano Inday, I thought you are smart pero ba’t mukhang nahihirapan ka na eh 2nd question pa lang tapos wala ka pang naeeliminate? Poor you.

Edu: Ahh Kris, wag naman nating maliitin ang ating manlalaro.

Inday: It’s ok, I’m not the least bit intimidated. I understand if she wants to get back at me when she suffered sleepless nights after we shot the Deal or No Deal episode.

Kris: Kapal huh.

Edu: O tama na, so Inday what is your answer? Or would you like to use another help?

Inday: Ok Mr. Edu, I would like to use a help, “sagot ng dalawa”.

Edu: Sige, pipili and computer ng dalawang miyembro ng mob. Isa sa kanila ay sumagot ng tama at pwede rin naten silang kausapin kung baket yun ang napili nilang sagot. Pero… hindi sila required na magsabi ng totoo. Kuha mo ba?

Inday: Sure, no problem.

Ang napili ng computer ay si Mimi, isa sa mga 26K girls at walang iba kundi si Kris.

Edu: Ok Inday tanungin naten kung ano ang sagot nila. Mimi, ano ang napili mong sagot?

Mimi: Letter “C” po Tito Edu.

Edu: Baket “C” ang napili mo?

Mimi: Kasi po parang narinig ko ang word na paltik isang beses habang naghahanap ako ng mga tela sa divisoria eh.

Edu: Ahh ok. Ikaw naman Kris, what is your answer?

Kris: Letter “A”, baril. Pero I just realized na mali pala yung sagot ko coz parang narinig ko rin yung word na yun when I was shopping at Greenhills. Kaya ayun, I guess I’m out na. (sabay sad face)

Edu: Ok, so Inday ano sa tingin mo? For sure tanggal na ang B, kotse. What’s your answer?

Inday: Nice try Kris, but when you answered the question you were looking at your upper right which is your construction side that clearly suggests that you were visually imagining something. I also saw that your pupils dilated a bit as you give your explanation, not to mention that your nostrils flared as well. It’s cold in the studio, why are you sweating?

Hindi na lang nakasagot si Kris… pati si Edu at ang mga mob members ay natulala…

Inday: My answer is letter “A”, baril. (sabay pindot sa button “A”)

Edu: Ahh… Uhmm… ok. Sige tignan naten kung ano ang tamang sagot… Ang tamang sagot ay… “A”!! Good job Inday. Very nice observation! (medyo bumilib na si Edu kay Inday)

Edu: Tignan naman naten kung ilan ang nagkamali!

1… 2… 3… 4… …….. 10… 11… 12 … Biglang tumayo si Kris at nag-walkout…

Edu: Kris teka san ka pupunta? Tama ang sagot mo, you’re still in the game!

Kris: Ayoko na!! I had it with that girl! (sabay exit)

Edu: Hayyy anyway, 12 ang napatanggal mo ngayong round plus isang nag-walkout which brings the pot total to 26 thousand pesos. Pero take note isang help na lang ang natitira. Inday, is it the money? or the mob?!!!!

Inday: I’ll take the mob please.

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 Part 4


Edu: Ok let us continue… it is now 1 vs 87!!!!

Edu: Your next question is worth 3,000 pesos. Kung ikaw ay isang blogger, ano ang madalas mong ginagawa? Is it A, magsulat, or B, makipagusap sa telepono, or C, kumanta? Mob members please key…

Di pa tapos si Edu ay sumingit kaagad si Inday…

Inday: Finally, something easier! It’s letter A, magsulat. (sabay pindot sa letter A)


Nagulat na lang si Edu sa ginawa ni Inday at mukhang kakapusin ng hininga…

Edu: Inday pakikuha nga ako ng kape… este tubig… (ginawang katulong pa talaga si Inday)

Humingi si Inday ng tubig sa mga set personnel at iniabot kay Edu.

Edu: (Uminom muna ng tubig) Inday anong ginawa mo?!! Ba’t pumindot ka na kaagad eh hindi pa tapos sumagot ang mob members? Di mo ba naisip na baka naibigay mo sa kanila ang tamang sagot?

Inday: Oh Mr. Manzano but that’s what I was gunning for. I don’t want to eliminate the multitude this early in the game. I’d rather have them eliminated when the value of the question is at its highest.

Napaisip si Edu…

Edu: Ahh… nage-gets ko pero… mali pa rin eh. Iba ka talaga Inday. Pero next time please hintayin mong makasagot sila bago ka sumagot ok? Sige, tignan na lang natin kung tama ang sagot mo.

Edu: Ang tamang sagot ay… A, magsulat. Matanong nga kita Inday, familiar ka ba sa blogging? Paano mo ito nalaman? Nagblobog ba ang amo mo? or baka…

Inday: Oh Mr. Manzano, haven’t you heard of my blog yet? It’s http://www.blogniinday.com and I learned how to blog just by surfing the internet. You know what surfing the net means right?

Natameme na lang si Edu…

Edu: Ahhh… uhh… oo. Pero wag na naten pag-usapan yan, alamin na lang natin kung may nagkamali pa rin sa mga mob members. May nagkamali ba sa round na ito?… (pause)…. 1! (nagulat si Edu)

Edu: May isang nagkamali… number 52… Abe? Pambihira binigay na yung sagot mali ka pa rin. Tsaka diba tinuturing kang isa sa mga top bloggers dito sa Pinas? Ano ba yung sinagot mo?

Abe: Ay ano kasi sir, hindi ho ako nakapindot ng sagot eh. I was updating my blog with my cellphone via twitter kaya nawala sa isip ko.

Edu: Magaling! Minsan ka lang masali dito sa show naisipan mo pang magcellphone habang naglalaro.

Edu: Inday, dahil may isang natanggal, nakalikom ka ng 3,000 pesos which brings your total money to 29,000 pesos. So anong tanong… is it the money? … or the mob?!?!

Inday: Sure, I’ll take on the mob!

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 (Part 5)


Edu: It is now…1…versus….86!!

Edu: Inday, here’s your question which is worth 4,000 pesos. Sa larong Scrabble, ilang points ang katumbas ng letter “W”? Is it A, 3; B, 4; or C, 5? Wag ka munang pumindot Inday, hintayin natin ang mob. Mob members please key in your answer.

Edu: Alam mo ba Inday ang larong Scrabble? Eto yung word game na kung san…

Hindi na sya pinatapos ni Inday…


Inday: Of course, I am familiar with it. I even taught Ethan how to play it with his pals at the corner of our street. And Mr. Manzano, please tell whoever makes the questions to make them concise next time. You see, for people like me who’s been introduced to different cultures and played other versions of Scrabble, the score for each letter tile varies.

Natahimik na lang si Edu at sinusubukang masundan ang sinasabi ni Inday.

Inday: For example, the Afrikaans version of this game gives the letter “J” 10 points while the German version gives it only 6 points. But I guess you’re not accustomed to contestants being experienced in diverse cultures such as me so I would assume that you’re only referring to the standard version of Scrabble.

Nag-nosebleed na si Edu.

Edu: Ahhh uhh ganun ba?

Inday: Can I use my last help please?

Edu: Pambihira kung anu-ano pinagsasabi mo maghehelp ka rin pala (bulong ni Edu sa sarili).

Edu: Di mo pala alam ang sagot kung anu-ano na sinasabi mo dyan. Sige alamin na naten ang sagot ng nakararami.

Hinintay mabilang ng computer…

Edu: Ang pinakamaraming sagot ay letter A, 3. 43 sa mga mob members natin ang sumagot ng letter A. Ikaw Inday, may sagot ka na ba? Please key in your answer.

Inday: Thanks, I just want to know roughly how many mobs I would eliminate this round. My answer is letter B, 4. (sabay pindot sa letter cool.gif

Nagulat si Edu…

Edu: Pambihira ka talaga Inday! Ginamit mo lang ang last help mo para malaman mo kung ilan ang maeeliminate mo? Marunong ka bang maglaro neto?

Inday: Oh don’t worry Mr. Manzano, I can sense that the questions are getting easier as we advance in this game. So, how many got the answer wrong?

Edu: Hayyy, ok ok, sige ilan ba sa mga mob members naten ang nagkamali ngayong round?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5… 8, 9… 19, 20…. 43, 44, … 54, 55, 56!!!

Edu: 56 mob members ang magpapaalam na! Ngayong round ay nakalikom ka ng 224,000 pesos which brings your total money to 253,000 pesos!!

Inday: Oh my, I didn’t expect that many to be eliminated this round.

Edu: Well Inday, sa ngayon ay may 30 mob members pang natitira. Wala ka ng help, tanong ko sayo, is it the money??… or the mob?!?!

Inday: I’ll take the mob please but can we jump to the 9,000-peso question next?

Biglang may sumigaw mula sa gilid sa may audience…

Kris: Ayan Doods ‘wag kang magpapamanipulate sa kanya. ‘Wag kang papayag!

Edu: Ngee!! Andyan ka pa pala Kris. Sorry Inday, di pwede. Wag mo nang baguhin ang game gaya ng ginawa mo kay Kris sa kanyang show ok? Sige, next round na tayo.

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 (Part 6)


Edu: Inday, it is now…1…versus 30!!!

Edu: Here’s the question na may halagang 5,000 pesos. Ang kotseng Montero ay gawa ng anong car manufacturer? Is it A, Mitsubishi? B, Toyota? .. or C, Nissan? Mob members you have six seconds to key in your answer.

Edu: Inday mahilig ka ba sa mga kotse? Ano ba ang favorite mong kotse? Yung Honda City ba? O di kaya yung bagong labas na Yaris? Familiar ka ba doon?


Inday: Mr. Manzano, not because I’m just a housemaid doesn’t mean I don’t have aspirations to drive or own an Audi or a Beemer or even a Benz!

Nabigla si Edu sa sagot ni Inday.

Inday: Actually, I’m not that fond of European cars. My favorite right now would be the upcoming Japan made Infinity G37 Sport Coupe with its 3.7-liter V6 engine that boasts a very healthy 330 horsepower and 270 pound-feet of torque. Are you familiar with that?

Nag-nosebleed na naman si Doods!!

Edu: Ahh sa maker na Infiniti oo pero di ako masyadong familiar sa mga bagong models nila. Mabuti siguro ay sagutin mo na lang ang tanong.

Inday: Very well, the Montero which is being sold in the Americas means “mountain warrior” in Spanish and this SUV is also known as Shogun in UK. But anywhere else in the world and here in the Philippines, it is more popularly known as Pajero which is manufactured by Mitsubishi Motors. So my answer is A, Mitsubishi! (pinindot niya ang letter A)

Edu: Inday wala tayo sa Beat the Geeks kaya hindi mo na kelangan magbigay ng trivia sa mga tanong ko.

(”Inggit ka lang kasi mas marami akong alam sayo”, sabi ni Inday sa loob loob nya)

Edu: Ok, tignan naten kung tama si Inday. The correct answer is…. (pause)… A, Mitsubishi! Hindi na siguro ako dapat mabigla na tama ka Inday, ibang klase ka talaga. Sige bilangin na lang naten kung ilan ang nagkamali!

1, 2, 3… 7, 8,… 11, 12.

Edu: Inday, 12 sa mga mob members naten ang nagkamali! Pero andyan pa ang kaibigan mong si number 87, si Ethan. (Kinausap ni Edu si Ethan) Mukhang lakas chamba tayo pre ah!

Ethan: Ah hindi po ser… ganyan lang po talaga pagmadalas nakakausap si Inday, marami kang mapipick-up.

Edu: Ahh ganun ba? Good for you! (yun na lang ang nasabi ni Edu)
Edu: Anyway Inday, this round ay nakalikom ka ng 60,000 pesos which brings the total amount of the pot to 293,000 pesos! The question now is… will you take the money?!? …. or the mob?!?!??!!

Inday: Of course I’ll take the mob!

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 (Part 7)


Edu: It is now 1!!!! versus…18!!!

Edu: Inday, itong next question ay may halagang 6,000 pesos. Pag ikaw ay nasa MRT, saang estasyon ka dapat sumakay para mabilis makarating sa Trinoma Mall? Is it A, Buendia? B, Ayala or C, Magallanes? Mob members please key in your answer!

Edu: Alam mo ba ang Trinoma mall Inday? San ka ba madalas sa day-off mo? Sa Araneta ba? or sa Megamall? Nakarating ka na ba sa Mall of Asia?


Inday: Stop that stereotyping, you’re just making a fool of yourself. Of course I’ve been to Mall of Asia, but only once. I usually hang out at Piazza Serendra whenever I can have a day-off. Sometimes it’s Greenbelt 5 or Rockwell depending really on the volume of people. The less crowd, the better for me. I’ve also been to Trinoma before and riding the MRT is a convenient way to get there.

(Muntik nang sumemplang sa pagkatukod ng kamay sa podium si Edu… “Sosyal pala ito parang feeling celebrity”)

Edu: Ahh… sige… what’s your answer Inday?

Inday: My answer would be C, Magallanes.

Edu: Ok kung sure ka na, please press the button.

Pinindot ni Inday ang letter C.

Edu: Para maiba naman, bago naten alamin kung tama ang sagot mo, tignan muna natin kung ilan sa mga mob ang nagkamali.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!!!

Edu: Anim sa mga mob members ang nagkamali! Pero ang tanong, tama rin kaya si Inday? Tignan natin… Ang tamang sagot ay… Letter A, Buendia!!!!! Sorry In…

Sumingit bigla si Inday na parang nag-iinit ang ulo.

Inday: I don’t believe this!! Who made this question?!? Obviously, he doesn’t know what it’s like at Buendia station during peak hours. The question is unclear, although Buendia is nearer to Trinoma than Magallanes, it doesn’t mean it’s the quickest way to get there.

Edu: Sorry Inday pero…

Inday: Mr. Eduardo B. Manzano! I doubt that you’ve been inside an MRT train recently. I challenge whoever made this question to get to Trinoma Mall via Buendia Station while I board at the Magallanes station. With the huge crowd at Buendia Station, even the first cab is already jampacked that it would take you 30 to 45 minutes before you can board unless you’re gonna fight your way inside.

Inday: Meanwhile, I can board a southbound train in Magallanes Station easily then board a northbound train in Taft Ave. Station and be able to seat comfortably inside the first cab. By the time my train gets to Buendia Station, I would still be able to see that person waiting in the platform .Now, tell me I’m wrong.

Marami sa mga audience pati sa mob members ang napa-oo sa sinabi ni Inday. May punto nga naman sya.

Napatingin na lang si Edu sa set director.

Edu: Paano ‘to? Kayo naman kasi hindi klaro ang mga question na ginagawa niyo eh. Ahh teka lang Inday ha.

Nagpulong pulong ang mga set personnel pati si Edu. Pagbalik ni Edu sa entablado…

Edu: Ok, napag-usapan namin na tama rin ang letter C so for this question lahat ng sumagot ng letter A and C ay tama. So ang nagkamali sa mga mob members ay tatlo kabilang ang kaibigan mong si Ethan.

Inday: Glad you saw it my way and I’m sorry about Ethan but his luck would eventually run out anyway.

Edu: Inday, 18,000 pesos ang nakuha mo ngayong round that would bring your total money to 311,000 pesos! Wala ka ng help at may 15 pang mob members na natitira. So ang tanong, is it the money?? or the mob?!!?

Inday: I’ll take the mob!!

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Nasali si Inday sa 1 vs 100 (Part 8)


Umabot na sa puntong nasa halagang P10,000 na ang isang tanong. 4 na lang ang natitirang mob members at P414,000 ang laman ng prize pool.

Edu: Inday, 4 na lang ang mob members na naiiwan. Dalawang unbeatable, isang propesor ng Philosophy sa UP at may isa pang katulong ang natitira. (Napatingin si Edu sa floor director tilang di makapaniwala sa nabasa nya sa prompter).

Edu: Anyway, maaga pa lang ay naubos na ang iyong help pero parang hindi mo naman talaga kelangan ang mga yun. May 414,000 pesos ka nang naiipon. Ayaw mo pa bang kunin ang money? (gusto na atang tapusin ni Edu kasi lagi na lang syang napapadugo ni Inday).

Edu: Tandaan mo Inday, you have the option to walk out and take the money and leave the mob with nothing. So is it the money? or the mob? (pagod na si Edu sa kakasigaw ng money or the mob)

Inday: I’m enjoying this game so I’ll take the mob!!

Napa-hayyy na lang si Edu. Kinausap niya muna saglit ang director at naghanap sila ng mahirap na tanong.


Edu: Ok sige Inday, here’s your question worth P10,000. Para saang OS or Operating System ginawa ang Longhorn? Is it A, Linux? B, Mac or Macintosh?, or C, Windows? Mob members please key in your answer. Siguro Inday ay nakakita ka na ng computer diba? Meron sigurong PC yung amo mo sa bahay. Or baka nakagamit ka na nyan sa mga internet shop para mag-chat or mag-email.

Nakangisi lang si Inday habang pinapakinggan ang pag-explain ni Edu.

Edu: Yung OS or Operating System ay yung software na nagpapatakbo sa isang PC. Di ko alam kung nagegets mo mga pinagsasabi ko pero manghula ka na lang siguro since wala ka na ring help.

Inday: Ok. Let’s see if I can explain how I would arrive at my answer in a way that you could comprehend. I’m sure the answer is not letter B. Mac OS releases are usually codenamed after a wild cat such as Jaguar, Puma, Panther or the most recent major release of OS X, which is Leopard, which I incidentally have currently on my Macbook Pro.

Nagsisimula na namang dumugo ang ilong ni Doods.

Inday: I’m also sure that it’s not letter A which is Linux. The common Linux distribution right now are Fedora, SUSE, Mandriva and Ubuntu which is derived from Debian, a non-commercial distro. I even get to install Ubuntu in my master’s machine which is currently running a dual boot system side by side with Windows Vista.

Nagpakuha ng maraming tissue si Edu dahil umaagos na ang dugo sa ilong.

Inday: So that leaves me with letter C, Windows. Longhorn is the codename used for Windows Vista that was released early last year. My answer is letter C. (Sabay pindot ni Inday ang letter C)

Nagpakuha muna ng tubig si Edu bago tumuloy.

Edu: Ok, tignan na naten kung mauubos mo na ang mob members para matapos na ‘to. Ilan ba ang nagkamali?

1, 2, 3…! Nagulat si Edu nang may natira pa.

Edu: 3 ang nagkamali! Isa na lang ang natitira. Number 94, yung natitirang katulong. Grabe na ‘to ah. Napabagsak ng 2 katulong ang 99 na mob members.

Kinausap muna saglit ni Doods si number 94.

Edu: Number 94, ano po ang pangalan nila ma’am?

Number 94: Miriam po sir Edu, pero tawagin niyo na lang akong Manang gaya ng iba.

Nanlaki ang mga mata ni Inday nang napansin nyang si Manang pala ang natitirang mob member.

Inday: You!!! (Napatingin na lang kay Manang)

Manang: As Einstein once said, “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”

BLAG!! Hinimatay si Edu sa kakulangan ng dugo. Di na alam kung paano ipagpapatuloy ang show kaya’t hinati na lang kanila Inday at Manang ang P444,000 na nalikom sa pool.


The End...

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wow!! nalingaw ko hihi..