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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:20 pm

Grabe talaga ang mga iba diyan. Mahirap intindihin...... sa kanila ang
malambot "SUP", ang sabaw "SUP", ang sabon "SUP" pa rin.
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:21 pm

Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko 'yung panty ko!
Inay: Bastos 'yun ah! Ano'ng ginawa mo?
Anak: Hinubad ko at itinago ko 'yung panty, para 'di nya makita!
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:21 pm

Babae: Bilhan mo ako ng Bra,wala na akong Bra.
Lalaki: Wag ka na mag Bra,maliit naman dede mo.
Babae: E,bakit ikaw nag bibrief.
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:22 pm

Kustomer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga lang, ang dali pang mabali!
Waiter (inis): Alam nyo, sir, ang dami nang gumamit nyan, pero kayo lang nakabali!
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:22 pm

LOLO: Gino, paabot nga ng kape ko.
APO: 'lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Gino, paabot nga ng kutchara.
APO: 'lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Punyeta ka, Gino! Tigil-tigilan mo yang kabaklaan mo!
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:22 pm

Loi: "Love, may mga friends ako na nagpa-enhance ng boobs. Okey lang ba sayo kung magpadagdag din ako?
Erap: "Ewan ko, parang hindi yata bagay sa'yo
ang tatlong suso!!!"
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:23 pm

Ale: Doc, meron po akong brownish discharge.
Parang na- infect.
Duktor: Gaano kadalas ka mag-sex?
Ale: Once a year po.
Duktor: Ahh, hindi yan infection, KALAWANG YAN!!
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby dtng on March 9th, 2008, 8:26 pm

Nice! Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 10th, 2008, 3:37 pm

dtng wrote:Nice! Thanks for sharing.

Dagdagan ko pa na later, kapoy pako :D
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby rex21 on March 20th, 2008, 1:19 pm

hehe :) makalingaw kaayo mga juks.
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