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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:14 pm

Mga jokes gikan sa akong inbox ug sa http://www.pinoyfactor.com/forum/index. ... opic=24874

1st night lola wore see thru dress, lolo didn't react...
2nd night lola wore t-back, lolo still deadma...
3rd night lola all naked, lolo said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!"
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Re: Joke time mga ka-chadah :P

Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:15 pm

Lasing (takot): may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bakit?
Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng ! banyo eh.
Wife: loko ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:16 pm

Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba,
eh di nka2tipid sana tayo ng 2000 sa maid.
Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw mgling sa kama, eh di nakatipid tayo ng 7500
sa driver!
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:17 pm

Hating-gabi, hot si misis. Haplos niya ilong ni mister, kiliti niya sa leeg, saka bulong malambing sa tenga.
Misis: Love, ala na ko panty.
Mister: Huh! Cge, tulog na, bukas ibili kita.
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:17 pm

Nanay: anak, hindi ka ba nahihiya??! linis ako nang linis dito tapos
ikaw, naglalaro lang jan?!!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang naglilinis jan at
ikaw ang naglalaro dito?? toink...
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:18 pm

Anak : Tays ! kakains nas tayos !
Tatay : Hoy ! Tigilan mo yang kalalagay mo ng 'S' sa mga sinasabi mo
ha ! Ano ba ang ulam ?
Anak : BANGU na may KAMATI, ARDINA na may IBUYA !
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:18 pm

Girl 1 : Halata na tiyan mo, bakit di pa kayo magpakasal ng BF mo?
Girl 2 : Ayaw ng pamilya niya eh !
Girl 1 : Sino may ayaw, tatay o nanay niya ?
Girl 2 : yung misis niya !
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:18 pm

BISAYA 1 : Unsay ibig sabihon ng " cooling place " ?
BISAYA 2 : Pag-naga ring ang fon, sabihin mo " Hilow, hus cooling
place?
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:19 pm

Wife : Love, mahal mo ba ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
Wife : Enjoy ka ba sa akin?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
Wife : Baka naman niloloko mo lang ako?
Husband: Siyempre, asawa kita eh.
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Postby cG on March 9th, 2008, 8:19 pm

ANAK: 'Tay, anong pagkakaiba ng Supper at Dinner?
ITAY: Anak, pagkumain tayo sa labas, Dinner 'yun. Pag dito tayo kakain
ng luto ng Mommy mo, Suffer yon!!
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